How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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