I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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