my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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