if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Verdict: uncircumcised.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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