bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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