things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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