Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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