NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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