question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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