She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
But break dance skills will only take you so far
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
don't judge my taste in strippers
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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