Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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