sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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