Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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