i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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