Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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