Non-Jews are for practice
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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