wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Randomize
