she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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