just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
this beer tastes like vomit already
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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