i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't think brook has ever known best
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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