And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is wine microwaveable?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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