Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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