I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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