I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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