Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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