try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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