So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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