I'm lost and stupid without you.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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