I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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