So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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