i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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