i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
