You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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