What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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