somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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