Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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