Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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