Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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