what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
