So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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