wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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