ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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