Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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