Tell her she can't have a vagina
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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