Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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