What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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