stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
