this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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