Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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