My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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